December 2011
fuck relationships, relationships give you cancer....
youpornn:
canklequeen:
youpornn:
canklequeen:
radiobread4:
youpornn:
andrew can i be your best man???
yes
NO FUCK YOU I’M THE BEST MAN AND THIS IS MY TUX
i can’t hear you over the sound of being the best man
i can’t hear you over having a better tux than you
ryein:
who wants to take one for the team and kiss me tomorrow
i’ll buy you nachos or something
I'M WATCHING YOU
mystinkybutt:
At school I feel like Ron Swanson. →
When I go to school:
When someone insults me:
When I see someone I hate:
When someone tries talking to me:
When someone is annoying me:
When someone tells me their problems:
But then when school is over:
crusad3s:
Lmao some girls I follow are seriously the biggest fucking bitches ever. Stop mother fucking bitching about your amount of followers. It doesn’t make you any better of a person than someone with 50. Also, this is a fucking website, not your entire life. Find stuff off Tumblr that can amuse you/ keep you entertained. Just calm your tits pretty much. Alright, bye.
